Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Ten Children's Books That'll Never Be Written

As I return from hiatus, here's a whimsical little list for your enjoyment.

1. Curious George Takes a Bong Hit
2. Thomas Runs Over the Guy Wearing an iPod Walking Too Close to the Tracks
3. Mickey Mouse Meets the Exterminator
4. Clifford's Big Dump
5. Handy Manny and the INS Agent
6. Goodnight Moon, But I Wish The Curtains Were Thicker
7. Just Go To Bed Already!
8. Return My Keys Or Everyone Gets It
9. Doc Hudson Goes to the Junkyard
10. Bruce Discovers Fish Are Food, Not Friends